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An Afternoon Delight with
Mrs. Morgan Robinson

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How I Work

Availability

I keep my daytime availability to a predictable 4-day workweek and offer an "Afternoon Delight" by appointment only - every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday, whether or not my LeoList ad is visible. (Sundays, Mondays & Tuesdays are uninterrupted personal days.) My budget-friendly day-rates are a bargain and start at 11:30AM and end by 6:00PM.

All published rates are for these days and times ONLY!! Evening rates apply for any other day or time. (Evening rates are DOUBLE the rates published here). Not negotiable so plan accordingly.

I'm rarely available "right now" and require at least an hour's notice for any appointment. If you want a "same-day" appointment, your odds are much better if you text me before lunch. My day is often booked up by 2:00pm. The more flexible you are with your time, the better your chances.

Because I tend to be popular, booking a day or two ahead is a much better idea, but it requires a commitment, not a "maybe". If you lack basic planning skills and rely on "last-minute" or "short-notice," someone less appealing to others might be a better option. (Just a thought). Text me whenever you want to connect, and I'll see what I can do.

In order to stay organized and keep track of multiple conversations, my number is for 24/7 TEXTING ONLY. I return all texts, guaranteed. I have another phone for personal calls, so this number is never answered. I accept appointments by text only. Email (mrs.robinsonlangley@gmail.com) is ok for questions but text only (604-897-5896) for making appointments.

Those using a private, blocked or landline number have ZERO CHANCE of reaching me. When asking questions this website doesn’t answer, just text me from your cell number and I'll get back to you, guaranteed.

If you're coming from a distance or tend to get lost easily, planning your drive with your GPS is a good idea. I'm in downtown Langley on 208th St. between Fraser Hwy and 56th Ave and just steps away from the Poseidon restaurant located at 20811 Fraser Hwy.

If you're early and it's convenient for me, you may get some free bonus time. However, being late is a big no-no and could simply get you sent home. I'm dead-nuts serious... you do not want to be late.

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Rates, Services & Restrictions

I'm frequently told by visitors that considering my appearance, the way I dress, my personality, my sociability, my services, my skills, my personal hygiene, my business processes and predictability, my location, ease of parking and the cleanliness of my home, I'm the best bargain within a 90-minute drive of downtown Langley.

I'm routinely told my daytime rates are low and that I could easily raise them. I choose to keep them where they are for two reasons.

Unlike most in this business, I don't particularly need the money. I enjoy meeting new people and because I sincerely like what I do, being able to pick and choose who I do it with is what makes it fun. Some men like riding motorcycles --- I like riding men.
This is my retirement hobby. It keeps me entertained along with a little extra spending money. I like it, I'm good at it and I get laid regularly by real nice guys without having to share my personal life, social circle or any of my other interests with them.

My fees: All rates are clearly listed below (and on LeoList) with no nickel & dime menu to figure out. Only extra fee is $55 for "anal-play" or $30 for a "special request" other than anal. No limit on shots. Cum as many times as you want but when time's up (give or take 5 minutes)... time's up. All rates include bbbj.

1/2 hour = $135 (my minimum time & it goes by VERY QUICKLY so manage your expectations)
1 hour = $190 (1-2 shots is normal)
1.5 hours = $280 (multiple shots if you're up to it)
Greek (anal play) = +$55 (If it goes up my ass or yours, it's considered anal play)
2 hours = $400 (includes anal play if desired)

(NO visits over 2 hours, no overnights and no quickie rates - doesn't fit my lifestyle.)

For those who wonder if they'll get what they're paying for... my fees are for my time and NOT what we do with it. Be gentle. If you hurt me, the session stops and you go home.

Time together can include anything from just a back rub, cuddling and pleasant conversation all the way up to full-service, or anything in-between. I'm good with all the touching, sucking, licking and fucking you want..., balls-deep bare-back blowjob (up to 8" or so)..., tit splatter (I love watching a man empty his nuts all over my tits)..., ball sucking..., spooning..., face-sitting..., tittie-fucking followed by a big cum-shot..., clit-licking..., fingers (fingernails MUST BE CLEAN & SHORT)..., 69..., pussy eating…, cowgirl..., doggy..., a good old-fashioned hand-job or most anything else you enjoy. I'm very limber so almost any position is a possibility (doggy-style is a favourite).

Greek (anal play) - is always welcome.

For those with a desire to get me off as part of our session, Greek will do it every time. It's just the way Mother Nature made me so if anal sex is your thing, it will be my sincere pleasure to have you slowly stretch me out. For an additional $55, my ass is yours along with most other special requests you may have. Normal sized men (5" - 7") preferred but I'm comfortable up to 10". Just lots of lube, ease in slow, pick your rhythm and enjoy the ride.

If you and a friend want to tag-team or DP me together, I'm good with that but special arrangements need to be made in advance. I'm also open to a "backdoor gangbang" if there's a special occasion you'd like to celebrate with a close group of friends, but YOU must make all the arrangements yourself and clear it with me "in-person" before I'll commit. It's the ONLY time I will consider an outcall. Custom pricing will apply.

(If Mother Nature cursed you with something between your legs close to a "broom handle" longer than 10" or a "baseball bat" thicker than my wrist, you have likely been told "no" by others. If that describes you, you might want to check with me first. Keep in mind that an arrogant attitude attached to a big ego is a guaranteed "NO".)

I can take control and be "mildly" dominant if that's important to you, but I AM NOT A PROFESSIONAL DOMINATRIX, PROFESSIONAL SUBMISSIVE or competent provider of those specialized services.

Special Requests:

Tipping is not expected although ALWAYS appreciated.

However, "special requests" other than anal are handled slightly different and require a minimum 1-hour visit. ("Special requests" other than anal are not normally available for half-hour visits.)

"Special requests" such as outfit requests, role-play, light bondage, golden showers, toy play, cross-dressing, sissy-play or any other mild play your imagination can conjure up (excluding anal) come with an additional $30 premium. If you want something "special" during your visit, other than anal, make sure to ask before you get here and acknowledge the extra $30 required. However, if it goes up my ass or yours, it's $55.

If you enjoy the sting, I'll be happy to redden your backside with my leather paddle, flogger or riding crop. I can also provide a golden shower (or a fountain for drinking) for those who enjoy it. I'm fetish friendly (with the exception of Scat) and happy to accommodate almost any fantasy an adventurous man can think of.

Those who enjoy having their ass played with (anal fee applies) such as prostate play..., pegging..., strap-on play..., gloved fisting..., or a BBBJ with a good-sized butt-plug up their ass must be clean, empty and well flushed out before arriving. If this kind of play appeals to you, I strongly recommend you bring a towel and DO NOT EAT ANYTHING before you get here that day.

(CAUTION: If you want me to slide anything up your ass and you do not bring a towel to protect my bed, I will put your shirt underneath you. If you are not as prepared as you thought, you too will have laundry, not just me.)

Restrictions:

No intoxication (weed, drugs or alcohol)
No UNHEALTHY skin conditions or STD's (Duh!)
No kissing on the mouth
No facial cumshots (stings my eyes)
No rimming on you (doctor's orders)
No cum in my mouth without condom (doctor's orders)
No bareback penetration (doctor's orders)

WARNING: Any man willing to fuck a sex-worker bareback (no matter how clean she looks, tastes or smells) is dumber than a bag of hammers and way too fucking stupid for me, so don't ask. (Keep in mind that any sex-worker willing to fuck a stranger bareback is probably already sick, diseased, pimped out or otherwise compromised and doesn't give a shit about you - just a thought.)

Important: Speak clearly when playing. (I MEAN IT - My hearing isn't what it used to be so if you mumble or whisper, I may not understand you.)

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The Payment Process

Pay attention!

My process is CASH ONLY at the door.

E-transfer deposits are only accepted for those using texting apps or similar platforms, or when making a special appointment outside my daytime schedule.

However, that also means I will be much more rigid and far less forgiving of those few who commit my time and leave me hanging.

The use of a PERSONAL CELL NUMBER avoids any need for a deposit and gives you priority over those who don't. However, if you insist on using a texting app or similar platform, you must also provide a $70 e-transfer deposit up front (with the balance at the door) before I will trust the appointment. If you ignore this, it's your time that will be wasted.

All 1st-time visitors can expect to have the authenticity of their number discreetly verified before their arrival. If I don't reach you or a personal voicemail, you'll be treated as insincere. No conversation will take place so treat it as a wrong number if you're asked about the call.

My reality is this... I'm approached regularly by flakey or insincere "tire-kickers", "wingnuts" and "nut-jobs" who do not belong here. First impressions matter so be careful not to appear like you might be one of them.

If I call your number and YOUR VOICE (or a "personalized" voicemail message) is not at the other end of the line, regardless of the reason, I'll likely just replace the appointment.

(I recognize the desire for anonymity or the need to hide certain activity from the prying eyes of the wife, the girlfriend, friends or work associates. Protecting the privacy of every guest is a fundamental core value that I take very seriously. Unless I can also protect my time, I'm not willing to give it to others.)

With all that being said, the directions outlined below must be followed before I will commit my time.

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How to Make a Date - The questions below must be answered

First-time visitors MUST acknowledge these expectations and ANSWER the following 7 simple questions before I will commit my time.

You are cautioned to NEVER RESERVE MY TIME UNTIL YOU ARE 100% IN CONTROL OF YOUR TIME.

IF SOMEONE ELSE HAS CONTROL OVER YOUR TIME, OR YOUR PERSONAL CIRCUMSTANCES PREVENT YOU FROM BEING IN FULL CONTROL OF YOUR TIME, YOU DO NOT QUALIFY FOR A RESERVATION FROM ME UNTIL THAT CHANGES.

(3rd rule)

Anyone with a history of reserving my time in advance only to later leave me hanging last minute - FOR ANY REASON - (that includes "traffic", "unforeseen last minute emergencies", "I just got called into work", "something came up", "I changed my mind", "I forgot", a simple "no-show", or ANY "act of god") will not get a second chance to reserve my time without an "apology" of an additional $120 to compensate for the bad judgment. (It would be a very foolish business move on my part to ever again commit my time to someone with a history of disrespecting it without a meaningful apology for the mistake.)

"Sorry, sorry" is for schoolboys and just won't cut it. However, if you have reserved my time and later need to cancel for whatever reason, a minimum 12-hour notice is required to avoid that $120 apology. No 3rd chances, ever.

Otherwise, expect a simple "no" to future reservation requests. (This is not an issue with my regular guests, but it still happens occasionally with 1st-timers. And yes, I keep track.)

If you disrespect my time, even once, it sends a message that can only be fixed with a meaningful apology and a guarantee that it will not happen again. I shouldn't need to explain this but believe it or not, there are some out there who need reminding.

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I have acquired a very nice stable of quality guests who I thoroughly enjoy fucking from time to time and I'm very protective of them and their time. They are very safe here and they know it. Providing the details below will open that door for you.

There are 3 "big-picture" things I want to know about you....

Who you are...?
Do you have the wisdom to read, understand and follow simple directions...?
Am I likely to enjoy meeting you...?

YOU MUST ANSWER THESE 7 QUESTIONS!

TEXT ME at 604-897-5896 with your answers to the following 7 questions (ALL 7) if you want my time.

your 1st name! (should match my call display)
your age! (1st name, age & cell number is how I recognize you from others)
verify that you're STD-free with NO visible sores, wounds or mystery skin conditions! (commonsense - you will be sent home without refund and not welcomed back if you ignore this)
be clear about when you want to play! (date & time)
be clear about how long you want to play! (1/2 hour - 1 hour - 1.5 hours - 2 hours - anal play?)
verify that you are texting from your personal cell number! (You must provide a $70 deposit if using a texting app or I will not keep the appointment.)
verify that you are 100% in control of your time!

I recognize this is a little unusual from others, but it goes a long way in demonstrating sincerity and separates those I'm likely to enjoy meeting from the undesirables. (I have no time for foolish, lazy or uninformed men.)

If I can't meet your request, I'll offer you an alternative. Failing that, simply repeat the process at a later date until we connect.

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By the way, I reward my more loyal guests (5 or more "1-hour" visits within the previous 12 months) with a "Frequent-Rider Program" not otherwise available. It's their responsibility to keep track with the understanding that if they don't use it, they lose it.

"Frequent-Rider Program" includes:

Every 5th "1-hour" visit is at half-hour rates just to say thanks for your business ($55 value - Greek remains + $55)
Each birthday gets a gift of a "1-hour" visit at half-hour rates that also includes free Greek if desired, just to say you're important ($110 value - birthdate verified by Driver's License or Government photo I.D.)
Reserved bookings up to 2 weeks in advance
Priority short-notice visits whenever possible
6-month guarantee against major fee increases

That's it. Not complicated. Just general courtesy, mutual safety and my version of commonsense.

(If you're interested, page 3 will tell you a little about me personally along with some additional thoughts & pics.)

An Afternoon Delight with Mrs. Morgan Robinson