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An Afternoon Delight with
Mrs. Morgan Robinson

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How I Work

Availability

I keep my daytime availability to a predictable 4-day workweek and offer an "Afternoon Delight" by appointment only - every Wednesday, Thursday, Friday & Saturday. (Sundays, Mondays & Tuesdays are uninterrupted personal days.) My budget-friendly rates start at 11:30AM and end by 6:00PM.

All published rates are for these days and times ONLY!! Custom pricing applies for any other day or time. (Expect a minimum of DOUBLE my published rates). Not negotiable so plan accordingly.

I'm rarely if ever available "right now" and require at least an hour's notice for any appointment. If you want a "same-day" appointment, your best luck is to text me before lunch. The more flexible you are with your time, the better your chances.

Booking a day or two ahead is a much better idea but it requires a commitment, not a "maybe". As a low volume provider, I tend to keep my entertaining to no more than 2 guests per afternoon so plan accordingly. Text me whenever you want to connect, and I'll see what I can do.

In order to stay organized and keep track of multiple conversations, my number is for 24/7 TEXTING ONLY. I return all texts, guaranteed. I have another phone for personal calls, so this number is never answered. I accept appointments by text only. Email (mrs.robinsonlangley@gmail.com) is ok for questions but text only (604-897-5896) for making appointments.

Those using a private, blocked or landline number have ZERO CHANCE of reaching me. When asking questions this website doesn’t answer, just text me from your cell phone and I'll get back to you, guaranteed.

If you're coming from a distance or tend to get lost easily, planning your drive with your GPS is a good idea. I'm in downtown Langley on 208th St. between Fraser Hwy and 56th Ave and just steps away from the Poseidon restaurant located at 20811 Fraser Hwy.

If you're early and it's convenient for me, you may get some free bonus time. However, being late is a big no-no and a sign of disrespect that I'll take personally so you'll likely just get sent home. I'm dead-nuts serious... you do not want to be late.

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Rates, Services & Restrictions

I'm frequently told by visitors that considering my appearance, the way I dress, my personality, my sociability, my services, my skills, my personal hygiene, my business processes and predictability, my location, ease of parking and the cleanliness of my home, I'm the best bargain within a 90-minute drive of downtown Langley.

I'm routinely told my daytime rates are low and that I could easily raise them. I choose to keep them where they are for two reasons.

Unlike most in this business, I don't particularly need the money. I enjoy meeting new people and because I sincerely like what I do, being able to pick and choose who I do it with is what makes it fun. Some men like riding motorcycles --- I like riding men.
This is my retirement hobby. It keeps me entertained along with a little extra spending money. I like it, I'm good at it and I get laid regularly by real nice guys without having to share my personal life, social circle or any of my other interests with them.

My fees: All rates are clearly listed below (and in my Leolist ad) with no nickel & dime menu to figure out. Only extra fee is $55 for "anal-play" or $30 for a "special request" other than anal. No limit on shots. Cum as many times as you want but when time's up (give or take 5 minutes)... time's up. All rates include bbbj.

1/2 hour = $135 (my minimum rate & it goes by VERY QUICKLY so manage your expectations)
1 hour = $190 (1-2 shots is normal)
1.5 hours = $280 (multiple shots if you're up to it)
Greek (anal play) = +$55 (If it goes up my ass, it's considered anal play)
2 hours = $400 (includes anal play if desired)

(NO visits over 2 hours, no overnights and no quickie rates - doesn't fit my lifestyle.)

For those who wonder if they'll get what they're paying for... my fees are for my time and NOT what we do with it.

Time together can include anything from just a back rub, cuddling and pleasant conversation all the way up to full-service, or anything in-between. I'm good with all the touching, sucking, licking and fucking you want..., balls-deep bare-back blowjob (up to 8" or so)..., tit splatter (I love watching a man empty his nuts all over my tits)..., ball sucking..., spooning..., face-sitting..., tittie-fucking with a cum-shot all over my neck..., clit-licking..., fingers (fingernails MUST BE SHORT)..., 69..., pussy eating…, cowgirl..., doggy..., a good old-fashioned hand-job or most anything else you enjoy. I'm very limber so almost any position is a possibility (doggy-style is a favourite).

Greek (anal play) - is always welcome.

For those with a desire to get me off as part of our session, Greek will do it every time. It's just the way Mother Nature made me so if anal sex is your thing, it will be my sincere pleasure to have you slowly stretch me out. For an additional $55, my ass is yours along with most other special requests you may have. Normal sized men (5" - 7") preferred but I'm comfortable up to 10". Just lots of lube, ease in slow, pick your rhythm and enjoy the ride.

If you and a friend want to tag-team or DP me together, I'm good with that but special arrangements need to be made in advance. I'm also open to a "backdoor gangbang" if there's a special occasion you'd like to celebrate with a close group of friends, but YOU must make all the arrangements yourself and clear it with me "in-person" before I'll commit. It's the ONLY time I will consider an outcall. Custom pricing will apply.

(If Mother Nature cursed you with something between your legs close to a "broom handle" longer than 10" or a "baseball bat" thicker than my wrist, you have likely been told "no" by others. If that describes you, you might want to check with me first. Keep in mind that an arrogant attitude attached to a big ego is a guaranteed "NO".)

I can take control and be "mildly" dominant if that's important to you, but I AM NOT A PROFESSIONAL DOMINATRIX, SUBMISSIVE or competent provider of those specialized services.

Special Requests:

Tipping is not expected for good old fashioned "fingers, eat, fuck & suck" sex (although ALWAYS appreciated).

However, "special requests" other than anal are handled slightly different and require a minimum 1-hour visit. ("Special requests" in addition to anal are not normally available for half-hour visits.)

"Special requests" such as outfit requests, role-play, light bondage, golden showers, toy play, prostate play, pegging, cross-dressing, sissy-play or any other mild kink your imagination can conjure up (excluding anal) come with an additional $30 premium. If you want something "special" during your visit, other than anal, make sure to ask before you get here and be prepared with the extra $30.

If you enjoy the sting, I'll be happy to redden your backside with my leather paddle, flogger or riding crop. I can also provide a golden shower (or a fountain for drinking) for those who enjoy it. I'm fetish friendly (with the exception of Scat) and happy to accommodate almost any fantasy an adventurous man can think of.

Those who enjoy having their ass played with (special request fee applies) such as prostate play..., pegging..., strap-on play..., gloved fisting..., or a BBBJ with a good-sized butt-plug up their ass must be clean, empty and well flushed out before arriving. If this kind of play appeals to you, I strongly recommend you bring a towel and DO NOT EAT ANYTHING before you get here that day.

(CAUTION: If you want me to slide anything up your ass and you do not bring a towel to protect my bed, I will put your shirt underneath you. If you are not as prepared as you thought, you too will have laundry, not just me.)

Restrictions:

No intoxication (weed, drugs or alcohol)
No unexplained skin conditions or STD's (Duh!)
No kissing on the mouth
No facial cumshots (stings my eyes)
No rimming on you (doctor's orders)
No cum in my mouth without condom (doctor's orders)
No bareback penetration (doctor's orders)

WARNING: Any man willing to fuck a sex-worker bareback (no matter how clean she looks, tastes or smells) is dumber than a bag of hammers and way too fucking stupid for me, so don't ask. (Keep in mind that any sex-worker willing to fuck a stranger bareback is probably already sick, diseased, pimped out or otherwise compromised and doesn't give a shit about you - just a thought.)

Important: Speak clearly when playing. (I MEAN IT - My hearing isn't what it used to be so if you mumble or whisper, I may not understand you.)

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The Payment Process

Pay attention!

My process is CASH ONLY at the door.

E-transfer deposits are only required for those using texting apps or similar platforms, or when making a special appointment outside my normal schedule.

However, that also means I will be much more rigid and far less forgiving of those few who commit my time and leave me hanging.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS, THAT'S ON YOU:

For those who insist on using a texting app or similar platform when asking for my time, a $50 e-transfer deposit is required before the appointment. Of course, the need for a deposit can be avoided simply by using your PERSONAL CELL NUMBER.

My reality is this... Mental illness is a real issue and there are some genuine "tire-kickers", "wingnuts" and "nut-jobs" out there who do not belong here.

All 1st-time visitors can expect to have the authenticity of their number discreetly verified before their arrival. Treat it as a wrong number if you're asked about it.

If I call your number and YOU (or your name as part of a "personal" voicemail message) are not at the other end of the line, regardless of the reason, a $50 e-transfer deposit is required before I will trust the appointment. IF I HEAR ANYTHING ELSE other than YOUR VOICE, or your name as part of a personal voicemail message, I'll consider the appointment a fake without that deposit.

(I recognize the desire for anonymity or the need to hide certain activity from the prying eyes of the wife, the girlfriend, friends or work associates but unless I can protect my time, I'm not willing to give it to you. I promise to ALWAYS protect the privacy of every guest.)

With all that being said, the directions outlined below must be followed before I will commit my time.

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How to Make a Date

IMPORTANT - First-time visitors MUST ANSWER the 7 simple questions below to get my time.

You are cautioned to NEVER, EVER RESERVE MY TIME UNTIL YOU ARE 100% IN CONTROL OF YOUR TIME.

IF YOUR PERSONAL CIRCUMSTANCES PREVENT YOU FROM BEING IN FULL CONTROL OF YOUR TIME, YOU DO NOT QUALIFY FOR A RESERVATION UNTIL YOU ARE 100% BACK IN CONTROL OF YOUR TIME. (That's a HARD rule. Don't violate it.)

However, a short-notice or last-minute appointment is always a possibility but don't hold your breath. I have a busy personal life with things to do, places to go and friends I see.

Anyone with a history of reserving my time in advance only to later leave me hanging last minute - FOR ANY REASON - (that includes "traffic", "unforeseen last minute emergencies", "I just got called into work", "something came up", an "act of god", or a simple "no-show") might get a second chance to reserve my time but only with an "apology" of an additional $120 to compensate for the inconvenience. If you reserve my time and later need to cancel for any reason, a minimum 12-hour notice is required to avoid that $120 apology. No 3rd chances, ever.

Otherwise, expect a simple "no" to future reservation requests. (This is not an issue with my regular guests, but it still happens occasionally with 1st-timers. And yes, I keep track.)

If you disrespect my time, even once, you will not get another reservation without that $120 apology. I shouldn't need to explain this but believe it or not, there are some out there who need reminding.

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I have acquired a very nice stable of quality guests who I thoroughly enjoy fucking from time to time and I'm very protective of them. They are very safe here and they know it. Providing the details below will open that door for you.

There are 3 "big-picture" things I want to know about you....

Who you are...?
Do you have what it takes to read, understand and follow simple directions...?
Am I likely to enjoy meeting you...?

TEXT ME at 604-897-5896 with answers to the following 7 questions (ALL 7) to get a "Yes" from me.

your 1st name! (should match my call display)
your age! (1st name, age & cell number is how I recognize you from others)
verify that you're healthy and STD-free with NO mystery skin conditions! (common sense)
verify when you want to play! (date & time)
verify how long you want to play! (1/2 hour - 1 hour - 1.5 hours - 2 hours - anal play?)
verify that you are either texting from your personal cell number OR providing a $50 deposit to maintain the anonymity of a ghost texting platform! (The appointment will not be respected without one or the other)
verify that you are 100% in control of your time!

I recognize this is a little unusual from others but the above 7 questions separates the desirable man from most of the undesirables and pretty much guarantees a good business relationship between us. If I can't meet your request, I'll offer you an alternative. Failing that, simply repeat the process at a later date until we connect.

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By the way, I reward my more loyal guests (5 or more "1-hour" visits within the previous 12 months) with a "Frequent-Rider Program" not otherwise available. It's their responsibility to keep track with the understanding that if they don't use it, they lose it.

"Frequent-Rider Program" includes:

Every 5th "1-hour" visit is at half-hour rates just to say thanks for your business ($55 value - Greek remains + $55)
Each birthday gets a gift of a "1-hour" visit at half-hour rates, with free Greek if desired just to say you're important ($110 value - birthdate verified by Driver's License or Government photo I.D.)
Reserved bookings up to 2 weeks in advance
Priority short-notice visits whenever possible
6-month guarantee against major fee increases

That's it. Not complicated. Just general courtesy, mutual safety and commonsense.

(If you're interested, page 3 will tell you a little about me personally along with some additional thoughts & pics.)

An Afternoon Delight with Mrs. Morgan Robinson