Greetings...
This site was created to give you something meaningful about me so that you don't have to guess about anything - NO SURPRISES. For your protection and mine, you're expected to know what it says. If there's a mismatch between your expectations and actual experience because you didn't read it, that's on you. It is NOT a public advertisement or solicitation.
You will quickly discover that I'm a little different from most on Leolist. The 1st thing most readers notice is that I know how to formulate a sentence and can spell.
I'm also very straight-up and focused on authenticity, safety and predictability rather than the fluff, bragging, exaggerated claims or flowery, insincere promises you might find elsewhere.
This website also shows the sincere man how to quickly separate himself from the rest. Those who lack the aptitude to follow simple directions are easily filtered out, typically without them knowing it's even happened, which works out pretty good for me.
ALL questions by text are QUICKLY answered but keep in mind that asking me questions already answered here makes a poor impression. Research this site first to avoid looking foolish or lazy.
I have only 1 rule... Respect and protect my time. That's it.
Everything else is about helping you manage your expectations so that they remain in line with my business practices.
WELCOME to my hobby. Here's how it works.
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I cater to mature-minded, responsible men looking for a non-rushed, predictable, safe, erotic, nut-busting experience without the over-priced fees or "Diva Attitude" (like she's doing you a favour). Also be aware that those who behave like adolescent schoolboys get ignored.
I'm always dressed to impress, and I'm frequently told by those I meet that I'm way beyond expectations. ("Hot as Hell" is something I hear occasionally.)
I protect my privacy by not publishing my face, but I'm considered to be very attractive with a great figure that's much better than many even half my age (5'3", 120 lbs. & 36DDD-25-34). I've been told I resemble a very busty Nina Hartley (for those who remember who she is).
I'm 5x-vaxxed and reasonably well protected from the effects of COVID so it doesn't matter much to me if you're vaxxed or not.
The man who takes his time to learn the services, available hours, what to expect and how to connect (not to mention what also gets me off) will be glad he did.
He'll also learn what will get him sent home early (top 4 reasons are offensive or disrespectful attitudes, questionable skin conditions, poor hygiene & flawed expectations).
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I live on the ground floor (wheelchair accessible) in a clean, quiet and discreet low-rise apartment building on 208th St. between 56th Ave & Fraser Hwy in downtown Langley. My building has lots of quiet street parking and is just steps away from the Poseidon Restaurant located by the Safeway Mall (20871 Fraser Hwy for those who want a GPS location).
My business policies are...
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Courtesy and respect impress me. I'm a lady outside the bedroom and expect to be treated that way. I'm also a "very dirty-girl" and teenage boy's wet-dream in the bedroom so feel free to be as raunchy as you like - just keep it in the bedroom. However, disrespectful, demeaning or abusive behavior is a big "No-No".
Above all else, discretion and privacy are rigid expectations and core values I take very seriously. Those I choose to play with are advised to NOT EVER show up at my home uninvited or without a confirmed appointment. Also, commonsense demands that if our paths ever cross in public, WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER. I have a private, personal life and so do you.
I love a good time just as much as the next lady, but I have zero tolerance for intoxication (weed, drugs or alcohol) or anything else that puts my safety at risk. All races and ethnicities are welcome as long as there are no cultural conflicts with disrespectful behavior or expectations that could lead to mistreatment.
Also, my home is ALWAYS very neat and clean, and I provide a proper shower with fresh towels for your convenience that you'll be expected to use before we play. I don't care if you smoke but I do care if you smell.
PAY ATTENTION:
I'm a very clean Caucasian woman with ivory white skin and a sensitive nose. If you enter my bedroom and smell in any way (funky junk, bad breath, body-odour or heavy fragrances), I'll still take your money but I'll remember the smell and you'll probably get sent back to the showers before we play. You'll be labeled as generally unclean with a strong odour and may not be welcomed back.
Seriously..., visitors are expected to be CLEAN, odour-free with no heavy fragrances, healthy, sober and well-mannered. It's very offensive if others can smell you all over me. (Pay attention if you are South-Asian or do not shower daily.) You can also be confident that your friends, co-workers, or those at home will not smell me all over you.
Now if you're good with these simple expectations, page 2 will outline everything you need to know about how to make a date.
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