What You Need to Know
Greetings...
This site is for information purposes only and is ALWAYS kept current and accurate to ensure no surprises for you or me. It is NOT a public advertisement or solicitation in any way.
Although it might take a little time, you only need to read it once to make a decision. Every intelligent question I've ever been asked is answered here. The well-informed man gets my immediate attention. The others do not.
Assumptions made about me can be wrong, so this website was also designed to clarify three things before you risk any time or money as a first-time visitor.
- It informs the polite, authentic and intelligent man about who I am, what to expect and how to get my time. (Repeat clients already know.)
- It defines boundaries and pretty much guarantees that only those with decent English-speaking skills will get through (Which keeps things fun, friendly and predictable.)
- The wise man will recognise that I'm a little different from most on Leolist and will pay attention - the fool will not. For my pleasure and safety, I avoid the uninformed, so the rest is up to you. Try not to be one of them.
There are significant hidden risks associated with Leolist. (Google "Jessica Kane" from the Lower-Mainland for a sample of those risks.) Reliable, mature-minded men see value and safety from those risks by how I work.
If you want my time, this website will tell you EXACTLY how to get it. (If you ignore it, that's on you.)
- Page 2 (next page) is where you'll find rates, services, restrictions & how to make a date.
- Page 3 is about me along with a couple thoughts worth considering followed by a small but current photo gallery (if you want to see more of what I look like).
ALL questions are QUICKLY answered by text but keep in mind that asking questions already answered here makes a poor impression. Research this site first to protect your credibility. (Hint: We're all defined by our credibility.)
If you’re still with me here, then WELCOME to my hobby. Here's how it works.
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I cater to mature-minded, responsible men looking for a non-rushed, predictable, safe, erotic, nut-busting experience without the over-priced fees or "Diva Attitude" (like she's doing you a favour).
I'm always dressed to impress, and I'm frequently told by those I meet that I'm way beyond expectations ("Hot as Hell" is something I hear occasionally).
I protect my privacy by not publishing my face, but I'm considered to be very attractive with a great figure that's much better than many even half my age (124 lbs. & 36DDD-25-34). I've been told I resemble a very busty Nina Hartley (for those who remember who she is).
I'm 4x-vaxxed and reasonably well protected from the effects of COVID so it doesn't matter much to me if you're vaxxed or not.
The man who takes his time to learn the services, available hours, what to expect and how to connect (not to mention what also gets me off) will have fun.
He'll also learn what will get him sent home (offensive or disrespectful attitudes, questionable skin conditions, poor hygiene & flawed expectations are top 4). In return, I do whatever I can to make him a very happy camper.
BONUS OFFER: If you can find ANYTHING on this website that is unreasonable or unprofessional, I will do you for free. That's a promise.
My Location
My address & business promise
I live on the ground floor (wheelchair accessible) in a clean, quiet and discreet low-rise apartment building on 208th St. between 56th Ave & Fraser Hwy in downtown Langley. My building is just north of the Safeway Mall (20871 Fraser Hwy) and I'm using my deceased husband's last name (Robinson) for business.
By the way, being as genuine and authentic as possible, "I never, ever make a commitment that I won't keep." (You're expected to do the same.)
Basic Expectations
Courtesy and respect impresses me. I'm a lady outside the bedroom and expect to be treated that way. I'm also a "very dirty-girl" and teenage boy's wet-dream in the bedroom so feel free to be as raunchy as you like - just keep it in the bedroom. However, disrespectful, demeaning or abusive behavior is a "No-No".
Above all else, discretion and privacy are rigid expectations and core values I take very seriously. Those I choose to play with are advised to NOT EVER show up at my home uninvited or without a confirmed appointment. Also, commonsense demands that if our paths ever cross in public, WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER. I have a private, personal life and so do you.
I love a good time just as much as the next lady, but I have zero tolerance for intoxication (weed, drugs or alcohol) or anything else that puts my safety at risk. All races are welcome as long as there are no cultural conflicts with disrespectful behaviour or expectations that could lead to mistreatment.
Also, my home is always kept VERY neat and clean and I provide a proper shower with fresh towels for your convenience that you'll be expected to use before we play. I don't care if you smoke but I do care if you smell.
If you enter my bedroom and smell of body odor, funky junk, bad breath, tobacco, weed, alcohol, or have ANY questionable rash or skin condition below the waist, I will not play.
Seriously..., visitors are expected to be CLEAN, healthy, odour-free, sober and well-mannered. Failure to meet this expectation pretty much guarantees you will not be welcome back.
NO COLOGNE or heavy fragrances please. It's not cool to smell you all over me. You can also be confident that your friends, co-workers, or anyone else important to you, will not smell me all over you.
Now if you're good with these simple expectations, page 2 will show you how to make a date.