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An Afternoon Delight with
Mrs. Morgan Robinson

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What You Need to Know

Hi guys. Welcome to my website. I work by appointment only so if you're in a rush, you might want to re-think your expectations.

However, if you're prepared to invest a little time and thought into finding an authentic, professional lady you can trust and rely on rather than the typical, unreliable amateur commonly found in this business, continue reading.

Those with any life experience behind them will agree that not everything in this business is as it appears. The wise and prudent man does his research - the "wingnuts" do not. The lazy or foolish man does not belong here and will be avoided whenever possible.

The purpose of this website is to help the wise first-time visitor learn how I think, what to expect, and decide for himself if I'm what he's looking for (without having to guess).

This website is best read from a laptop or tablet but can also be slowly read from a cell phone. Although it was created for the first-time visitor, many repeat visitors still read it regularly.

HERE IS MY STANDING OFFER TO EVERY READER:

If you can show me anything on this website that is unprofessional, unreasonable or misleading, I'll blow you bareback for free. (Yes, there's a reward if you find something.)

Although the well-informed new visitor (any age over 21) is always welcome, most of my visitors are established, middleclass men over 30. I judge a man exclusively by his behaviour and attitude and do not otherwise discriminate. However, you must be able to speak and read English. If I cannot communicate with you, I will not see you. I post regularly on LeoList as a gentle reminder that I'm here. (Same reason McDonald's & Coca Cola still advertise.)

I have only three rules for all guests. They are reasonable, clearly marked and not complicated. Everything else on this website are things a wise man will want to know before he spends his money. I'm aware that some don't particularly care and that makes them relatively easy to spot and avoid.

If the thought of becoming one of my regulars appeals to you, this website is your doorway. If there's a mismatch between expectations and actual experience, or you miss out on opportunities, discounts and bonuses because you didn't read this website, that's on you. IT IS NOT a public advertisement or solicitation.

(1st rule)

PRIORITY GIVEN & NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED for those who text from their personal cell number.

However, if you insist on using a texting app or similar platform, a $70 e-transfer deposit is required before I will commit my time to you and must be sent to mrs.robinsonlangley@gmail.com with a brief description of why it's being sent. (Texting apps cannot be trusted so I'll be verifying your number before the appointment.)

(2nd rule)

Your approach MUST BE RESPECTFUL. Money pays for services but it's behaviour that gets the appointment. (Believe it or not, not everyone gets that, and ya just can't fix that kind of foolishness, so I simply avoid it.)

Only those who can read, understand and follow the directions on page 2 will get my time. It's where you'll find rates, services, restrictions, clear directions on HOW TO MAKE A DATE and several bonus offers you might want to know about.
This page outlines basic expectations. It also provides a GPS street address so that you know my exact location.
Page 3 is about me along with a couple thoughts worth considering followed by a small but current photo gallery.

ALL questions by text are QUICKLY answered but keep in mind that asking me questions already answered here makes a poor impression. Research this site first to avoid looking foolish or lazy. (Many keep this link for future reference.)

WELCOME to my hobby. Here's how it works.

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I cater to mature-minded, responsible men looking for a non-rushed, predictable, safe, erotic, nut-busting experience without the over-priced fees or "Diva Attitude" (like she's doing you a favour).

I'm always dressed to impress, and I'm frequently told by those I meet that I'm way beyond expectations. ("Hot as Hell" is something I hear occasionally.)

I protect my privacy by not publishing my face, but I'm told I resemble a very busty Nina Hartley (for those who remember who she is). I'm considered to be very attractive with a great figure that's much better than many even half my age (5'3", 120 lbs. & 36DDD-25-34).

I'm 5x-vaxxed and reasonably well protected from the effects of COVID so it doesn't matter much to me if you're vaxxed or not. (Yes, it's still out there.)

The man who takes his time to learn the services, available hours, what to expect and how to connect (not to mention what also gets me off) will be glad he did.

He'll also learn what will get him sent home early. (Top 4 reasons are offensive or disrespectful attitudes, questionable skin conditions, poor hygiene & flawed expectations.)

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My Location

My address & business policies

I live on the ground floor (wheelchair accessible) in a clean, quiet and discreet low-rise apartment building on 208th St. between 56th Ave & Fraser Hwy in downtown Langley. My building has lots of convenient street parking and is just steps away from the Poseidon Restaurant (20811 Fraser Hwy for those who want a GPS location).

My business policies are...

"No surprises"
"I never make a commitment that I won't keep"
"I'm always on time"
"I do not play with foolish, lazy or disrespectful men"

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Basic Expectations

Courtesy and respect impress me. I'm a lady outside the bedroom and expect to be treated that way. I'm also a "very dirty-girl" and schoolboy's wet-dream in the bedroom so feel free to be as raunchy as you like - just keep it in the bedroom. However, disrespectful, demeaning or abusive behavior is a big "No-No".

Above all else, discretion and privacy are rigid expectations and core values I take very seriously. Those I choose to play with are advised to NOT EVER show up at my home uninvited or without a confirmed appointment. Also, commonsense demands that if our paths ever cross in public, WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER. You have a private, personal life and so do I.

I love a good time just as much as the next lady, but I have zero tolerance for intoxication (weed, drugs or alcohol) or anything else that puts my safety at risk. All races and ethnicities are welcome as long as there are no cultural conflicts with disrespectful behavior or expectations that could lead to mistreatment.

My home is ALWAYS very neat, clean and fresh. I also provide a proper shower with fresh towels for the convenience of my guests that they're expected to use before we play. I don't care if you smoke but I do care if you smell.

PAY ATTENTION:

I'm a very clean Caucasian woman with ivory white skin and a sensitive nose. If you enter my bedroom and smell in any way (funky junk, body-odour, bad breath or heavy fragrances), I'll still take your money, but you'll get sent back to the showers, on your time, before we play. I'll also remember the smell so you'll likely be labeled as generally unclean and may not be welcomed back.

Seriously..., guests are expected to be CLEAN, odour-free with no heavy fragrances, healthy, sober and well-mannered. It's very offensive to others if they can smell you all over me. (Pay attention if you come from a culture that does not shower daily.) You can also be confident that your friends, co-workers, or those at home will not smell me all over you.