Hi guys. Welcome to my website. I've learned that the well-informed man is far more relaxed, much happier, wiser than average and tends to be fun to play with.
I've also learned that the uninformed man who remains uninformed is often not much fun to play with and generally bad for business. So..., I created this website. Some call that a "no-brainer". (If it's not fun, or just bad business, what's the point?)
This website is designed to help the wise first-time visitor learn how I think, what to expect, and decide for himself if I'm what he's looking for (without playing phone-tag/text-tag or having to guess). It also demonstrates that he understands English (as many do not).
HERE IS MY STANDING OFFER TO EVERY READER:
If you can show me anything on this website that is unprofessional, unreasonable or misleading, I'll blow you bareback for free and swallow every drop. (Yes, there's a reward if you find something.)
Most of my visitors are established, middleclass men over 30, although anyone over 21 is welcome. I do not discriminate by race, looks or country of origin and will judge a man only by his behaviour and attitude. However, he must be able to speak and read English. If I cannot communicate with you, I will not see you. I post regularly on LeoList as a gentle reminder that I'm here. This website IS NOT a public advertisement or solicitation.
I have only three rules for all guests. They are reasonable, clearly marked and not complicated.
(1st rule)
Personal Cell Numbers Only (Texting apps cannot be trusted so I'll be verifying your number before the appointment.)
(2nd rule)
Your approach MUST BE RESPECTFUL. Money pays for services but it's behaviour that gets the appointment. (Believe it or not, not everyone gets that, and ya just can't fix that kind of foolishness, so I simply avoid it.)
(3rd rule)
You will find the 3rd rule clearly explained near bottom half of page 2 under "How to Make a Date".
If the thought of becoming one of my regulars appeals to you, this website is your doorway. If there's a mismatch between expectations and actual experience, or you miss out on opportunities, discounts and bonuses because you didn't read this website, that's on you.
PAY ATTENTION GUYS... Only those who can read English enough to answer the 7 simple questions on page 2 under "How to Make a Date" will get my time. (Yes, it's a filtering tool)
ALL questions by text are QUICKLY answered but keep in mind that asking me questions already answered here makes a poor impression. Research this site first to avoid looking foolish or lazy.
WELCOME to my hobby. Here's how it works.
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I cater to mature-minded, responsible men looking for a non-rushed, predictable, safe, erotic, nut-busting experience without the over-priced fees or "Diva Attitude" (like she's doing you a favour).
I'm always dressed to impress, and I'm frequently told by those I meet that I'm way beyond expectations. ("Hot as Hell" is something I hear occasionally.)
I protect my privacy by not publishing my face, but I'm told I resemble a very busty Nina Hartley (for those who remember who she is). I'm considered to be very attractive with a great figure that's much better than many even half my age (5'3", 120 lbs. & 36DDD-25-34).
I'm 5x-vaxxed and reasonably well protected from the effects of COVID so it doesn't matter much to me if you're vaxxed or not. (Yes, it's still out there.)
The man who takes his time to learn the services, available hours, what to expect and how to connect (not to mention what also gets me off) will be glad he did.
He'll also learn what will get him sent home early. (Top 4 reasons are offensive or disrespectful attitudes, questionable skin conditions, poor hygiene & flawed expectations.)
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I live in downtown Langley on the ground floor (wheelchair accessible) of a clean, quiet and discreet low-rise apartment building on 208th St. between 56th Ave & Fraser Hwy. My building has lots of convenient street parking and is just steps away from the Poseidon Restaurant (20811 Fraser Hwy for those who want a GPS location).
My business policies are...
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Courtesy and respect impress me. I'm a lady outside the bedroom and expect to be treated that way. I'm also a "very dirty-girl" and schoolboy's wet-dream in the bedroom so feel free to be as raunchy as you like - just keep it in the bedroom. However, disrespectful, demeaning or abusive behavior is a big "No-No".
Above all else, discretion and privacy are rigid expectations and core values I take very seriously. Those I choose to play with are advised to NOT EVER show up at my home uninvited or without a confirmed appointment. Also, commonsense demands that if our paths ever cross in public, WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER. You have a private, personal life and so do I.
I love a good time just as much as the next lady, but I have zero tolerance for intoxication (weed, drugs or alcohol) or anything else that puts my safety at risk. All races and ethnicities are welcome as long as there are no cultural conflicts with disrespectful behavior or expectations that could lead to mistreatment.
My home is ALWAYS very neat, clean and fresh. I also provide a proper shower with fresh towels for the convenience of my guests that they're expected to use before we play. I don't care if you smoke but I do care if you smell.
PAY ATTENTION:
I'm a very clean Caucasian woman with ivory white skin and a sensitive nose. If you enter my bedroom and smell in any way (funky junk, body-odour, bad breath or heavy fragrances), I'll still take your money, but you'll get sent back to the showers, on your time, before we play. I'll also remember the smell so you'll likely be labeled as generally unclean and may not be welcomed back.
Seriously..., guests are expected to be CLEAN, odour-free with no heavy fragrances, healthy, sober and well-mannered. It's very offensive to others if they can smell you all over me. (Pay attention if you come from a culture that does not shower daily.) You can also be confident that your friends, co-workers, or those at home will not smell me all over you.
Now if you're good with these simple expectations, page 2 will outline everything you need to know about what to expect and how to make an appointment.