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An Afternoon Delight with
Mrs. Morgan Robinson

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What You Need to Know

NO DEPOSIT REQUIRED for those who text me from their personal cell number, however, a $50 e-transfer deposit is required if you use an anonymous texting app or similar platform. Those using personal cell numbers are given priority. (It is what it is. Work with it.)

This website is focused on helping keep visitor expectations in line with my business practices so that every guest leaves with a great big nasty smile on his face. This site was created with the first-time visitor in mind, but my regulars still revisit it regularly. Everything outlined here is for your safety and mine. If you can show me anything on this website that seems unreasonable, I'll blow you for free. That's a promise.

Although the well-informed new visitor is always welcome, I cater mostly to a more mature, repeat clientele. I post weekly on LeoList as a gentle reminder that I'm here. (Same reason McDonald's & Coca Cola still advertise.)

If the thought of becoming one of my regulars appeals to you, this website is your doorway. If there's a mismatch between expectations and actual experience, or you miss out on opportunities, discounts and bonuses because you didn't read this website, that's on you. It is NOT a public advertisement or solicitation.

Your approach MUST BE RESPECTFUL. Money pays for services but it's behaviour that gets the appointment. Believe it or not, not everyone gets that and "ya just can't fix that kind of stupid".

To be very candid, there is no shortage of intelligent, classy, quality men in the Lower Mainland who want to play. As such, exposing my time, my business, my health, my safety or my enjoyment to the uninformed man is just dumb and bad business. Those who value being well informed will read this website. (The rest are simply ignored until that changes.)

The astute man who understands what this website says BEFORE he spends his money will quickly learn what to expect and how to distinguish himself from those I avoid. He is always welcome to join me for an afternoon delight whenever I'm available.

This page provides my GPS street address and outlines basic expectations.
The next page (page 2) is where you'll find rates, services, restrictions, & clear directions on HOW TO MAKE A DATE.
Page 3 is about me along with a couple thoughts worth considering followed by a small but current photo gallery.

ALL questions by text are QUICKLY answered but keep in mind that asking me questions already answered here makes a poor impression. Research this site first to avoid looking foolish or lazy. (Many keep this link for future reference.)

WELCOME to my hobby. Here's how it works.

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I cater to mature-minded, responsible men looking for a non-rushed, predictable, safe, erotic, nut-busting experience without the over-priced fees or "Diva Attitude" (like she's doing you a favour).

I'm always dressed to impress, and I'm frequently told by those I meet that I'm way beyond expectations. ("Hot as Hell" is something I hear occasionally.)

I protect my privacy by not publishing my face, but I'm considered to be very attractive with a great figure that's much better than many even half my age (5'3", 120 lbs. & 36DDD-25-34). I've also been told I resemble a very busty Nina Hartley (for those who remember who she is).

I'm 5x-vaxxed and reasonably well protected from the effects of COVID so it doesn't matter much to me if you're vaxxed or not.

The man who takes his time to learn the services, available hours, what to expect and how to connect (not to mention what also gets me off) will be glad he did.

He'll also learn what will get him sent home early. (Top 4 reasons are offensive or disrespectful attitudes, questionable skin conditions, poor hygiene & flawed expectations.)

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My Location

My address & business policies

I live on the ground floor (wheelchair accessible) in a clean, quiet and discreet low-rise apartment building on 208th St. between 56th Ave & Fraser Hwy in downtown Langley. My building has lots of convenient street parking and is just steps away from the Poseidon Restaurant (20811 Fraser Hwy for those who want a GPS location).

My business policies are...

"No surprises"
"I never make a commitment that I won't keep"
"I'm always on time"
"I do not play with foolish, lazy or disrespectful men"

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Basic Expectations

Courtesy and respect impress me. I'm a lady outside the bedroom and expect to be treated that way. I'm also a "very dirty-girl" and teenage boy's wet-dream in the bedroom so feel free to be as raunchy as you like - just keep it in the bedroom. However, disrespectful, demeaning or abusive behavior is a big "No-No".

Above all else, discretion and privacy are rigid expectations and core values I take very seriously. Those I choose to play with are advised to NOT EVER show up at my home uninvited or without a confirmed appointment. Also, commonsense demands that if our paths ever cross in public, WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER. I have a private, personal life and so do you.

I love a good time just as much as the next lady, but I have zero tolerance for intoxication (weed, drugs or alcohol) or anything else that puts my safety at risk. All races and ethnicities are welcome as long as there are no cultural conflicts with disrespectful behavior or expectations that could lead to mistreatment.

My home is ALWAYS very neat, clean and fresh. I also provide a proper shower with fresh towels for the convenience of my guests that they're expected to use before we play. I don't care if you smoke but I do care if you smell.

PAY ATTENTION:

I'm a very clean Caucasian woman with ivory white skin and a sensitive nose. If you enter my bedroom and smell in any way (funky junk, body-odour, bad breath or heavy fragrances), I'll still take your money, but you'll get sent back to the showers, on your time, before we play. I'll also remember the smell so you'll likely be labeled as generally unclean and may not be welcomed back.

Seriously..., guests are expected to be CLEAN, odour-free with no heavy fragrances, healthy, sober and well-mannered. It's very offensive to others if they can smell you all over me. (Pay attention if you come from a culture that does not shower daily.) You can also be confident that your friends, co-workers, or those at home will not smell me all over you.