This site is for information purposes only and is ALWAYS accurate. It exists so that you can AVOID any uncomfortable questions or other guesswork. It is NOT a public advertisement or solicitation.
Assumptions made about me can be wrong, so this website will clarify EVERYTHING a sincere but horny man is going to want to know. I'm a little different from most on Leolist. The wise man will pay attention - the fool will not. For my safety and pleasure, I avoid fools. Try not to be one of them.
ALL questions are QUICKLY answered by text but keep in mind that asking questions already answered here makes a poor impression. Research this site first to protect your credibility. (Hint: You're of no interest to me without credibility.)
If you’re still with me here, then WELCOME to my hobby. Here's how it works.
I cater to mature-minded, responsible men looking for a non-rushed, predictable, safe, erotic, nut-busting experience without the over-priced fees or "Diva Attitude" like she's doing you a favour (many of whom are "more show than go").
I'm always dressed to impress, and I'm frequently told by those I meet that I'm way beyond expectations ("Hot as Hell" is something I hear occasionally).
I protect my privacy by not publishing my face, but I'm considered to be very attractive with a great figure that's much better than many even half my age (124 lbs. & 36DDD-25-34). I've been told I resemble a very busty Nina Hartley (for those who remember who she is).
I'm 4x-vaxxed and reasonably well protected from the effects of COVID so it doesn't matter much to me if you're vaxxed or not.
The man who takes his time to learn the services, available hours, what to expect and how to connect (not to mention what also gets me off) will have fun.
He'll also learn what will get him sent home (top 4 are offensive or disrespectful attitudes, questionable skin conditions, poor hygiene & flawed expectations).
BONUS OFFER: If you can find ANYTHING on this website that is unreasonable or unprofessional, I will do you for free. That's a promise.
I live on the ground floor (wheelchair accessible) in a clean, quiet and discreet low-rise apartment building on 208th St. between 56th Ave & Fraser Hwy in downtown Langley. My building is just steps away from the Poseidon Restaurant in the Safeway Mall (20871 Fraser Hwy) and I'm using my deceased husband's last name (Robinson) for business.
By the way, "I never, ever make a commitment that I won't keep." (You're expected to do the same.)
Courtesy and respect impresses me. I'm a lady outside the bedroom and expect to be treated that way. I'm also a "very dirty-girl" and teenage boy's wet-dream in the bedroom so feel free to be as raunchy as you like - just keep it in the bedroom. However, disrespectful, demeaning or abusive behavior is a "No-No".
Above all else, discretion and privacy are rigid expectations and core values I take very seriously. Those I choose to play with are advised to NOT EVER show up at my home uninvited or without a confirmed appointment. Also, commonsense demands that if our paths ever cross in public, WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER. I have a private, personal life and so do you.
I love a good time just as much as the next lady, but I have zero tolerance for intoxication (weed, drugs or alcohol) or anything else that puts my safety at risk. All races are welcome as long as there are no cultural conflicts with disrespectful behaviour or expectations that could lead to mistreatment.
Also, my home is ALWAYS very neat and clean and I provide a proper shower with fresh towels for your convenience that you'll be expected to use before we play. I don't care if you smoke but I do care if you smell.
If you enter my bedroom and smell of body odor, funky junk, bad breath, tobacco, weed, alcohol, or have any QUESTIONABLE rash or skin condition below the waist, I will not play.
Seriously..., visitors are expected to be CLEAN, healthy, odour-free, sober and well-mannered. Failure to meet this expectation will likely result in not being welcome back.
NO COLOGNE or heavy fragrances please. It's not cool if others smell you all over me. You can also be confident that your friends, co-workers, or anyone else important to you, will not smell me all over you.
Now if you're good with these simple expectations, page 2 will show you how to make a date.