Greetings...
This site is for information purposes only. It is NOT a public advertisement or solicitation. However, if your penis is feeling lonely and wants some attention, I can help you with that (LOL - just my sense of humour).
The intelligent man will quickly discover that I'm a little different from most on Leolist. Assumptions made about me can be wrong, so as a professional, I created this website to clarify EVERYTHING a sincere man is going to want to know.
The wise man will pay attention - the fool will not. (And that's how the desirable man gets through and the foolish man filters himself out.)
ALL questions by text are QUICKLY answered but keep in mind that asking me questions already answered here makes a poor impression. Research this site first to avoid looking foolish or lazy.
What you'll find here is authenticity, safety and predictability without the fluff, bragging, exaggerated claims or insincere promises you might find elsewhere.
WELCOME to my hobby. Here's how it works.
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I cater to mature-minded, responsible men looking for a non-rushed, predictable, safe, erotic, nut-busting experience without the over-priced fees or "Diva Attitude" like she's doing you a favour.
I'm always dressed to impress, and I'm frequently told by those I meet that I'm way beyond expectations ("Hot as Hell" is something I hear occasionally).
I protect my privacy by not publishing my face, but I'm considered to be very attractive with a great figure that's much better than many even half my age (5'3", 120 lbs. & 36DDD-25-34). I've been told I resemble a very busty Nina Hartley (for those who remember who she is).
I'm 5x-vaxxed and reasonably well protected from the effects of COVID so it doesn't matter much to me if you're vaxxed or not.
The man who takes his time to learn the services, available hours, what to expect and how to connect (not to mention what also gets me off) will have fun.
He'll also learn what will get him sent home (top 4 reasons are offensive or disrespectful attitudes, questionable skin conditions, poor hygiene & flawed expectations).
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I live on the ground floor (wheelchair accessible) in a clean, quiet and discreet low-rise apartment building on 208th St. between 56th Ave & Fraser Hwy in downtown Langley. My building has lots of street parking and is just steps away from the Poseidon Restaurant located by the Safeway Mall (20871 Fraser Hwy).
I never, ever make a commitment that I won't keep. (You're expected to do the same.)
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Courtesy and respect impress me. I'm a lady outside the bedroom and expect to be treated that way. I'm also a "very dirty-girl" and teenage boy's wet-dream in the bedroom so feel free to be as raunchy as you like - just keep it in the bedroom. However, disrespectful, demeaning or abusive behavior is a big "No-No".
Above all else, discretion and privacy are rigid expectations and core values I take very seriously. Those I choose to play with are advised to NOT EVER show up at my home uninvited or without a confirmed appointment. Also, commonsense demands that if our paths ever cross in public, WE DO NOT KNOW EACH OTHER. I have a private, personal life and so do you.
I love a good time just as much as the next lady, but I have zero tolerance for intoxication (weed, drugs or alcohol) or anything else that puts my safety at risk. All races are welcome as long as there are no cultural conflicts with disrespectful behavior or expectations that could lead to mistreatment.
Also, my home is ALWAYS very neat and clean, and I provide a proper shower with fresh towels for your convenience that you'll be expected to use before we play. I don't care if you smoke but I do care if you smell.
PAY ATTENTION:
I'm a very clean white woman with a sensitive nose. If you enter my bedroom and smell in any way (funky junk, bad breath, body odour or heavy fragrances), I'll take your money, but I'll remember the smell. You'll likely be labeled as either unclean or having a strong odour and may not be welcomed back.
Seriously..., visitors are expected to be CLEAN, healthy, odour-free, sober and well-mannered. It's not cool if others smell you all over me. (Pay attention if you do not shower daily.) You can also be confident that your friends, co-workers, or anyone else important to you, will not smell me all over you.
Now if you're good with these simple expectations, page 2 will show you how to make a date.
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